The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i came on her dog
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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