Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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