addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
