I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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