Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
