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(458): View more from Oregon

So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...

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(303): View more from Colorado

I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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(847): View more from Illinois

I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day

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(410): View more from Maryland

i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.

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(703): View more from Virginia

apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies

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(251): View more from Alabama

So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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(518): View more from New York

College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down

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(815): View more from Illinois

After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex

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