I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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