at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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