i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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