Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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