I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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