Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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