i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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