I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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