I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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