I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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