Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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