I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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