Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Your cock deserves a montage
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
did you just send me my own nude
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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