Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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