have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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