Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
