She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just cropdusted the office
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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