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i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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