kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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