would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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