Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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