Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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