chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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