doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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