Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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