There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I died a long time ago.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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