going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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