i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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