i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
