mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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