Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
