: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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