white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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