I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
