butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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