I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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