so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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