I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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