I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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