The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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