ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I deserve this hangover.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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