I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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