i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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