Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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