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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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