Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
my liver is dry heaving
i think i just lost a toe
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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