My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
