Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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