He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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