hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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